As for his rank within the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes, well, let’s just say that it doesn’t get any higher than this. The Exalted Grand Poobah is the boss, the top dog, the head honcho. He’s the one who calls the shots, makes the rules, and keeps everyone in line. And he does all of this while wearing an oversized fez and a ridiculous-looking cape, which just goes to show you that true power comes from within, not from your fashion sense.